Vampirism as a Lifestyle Choice

Despite the emergency cocoa and Werther's Originals, we continued to sleep on, waking at only tea-time the following day neither refreshed nor restored.

I'm beginning to see the appeal of the Vampire Lifestyle.  After all, we seem to have mastered the whole 'rising at dusk'  with ease.

I mean, yes, there's the sleeping in a coffin thing, but having made several journeys on the infamous Vietnamese Sleeper Buses, I imagine a coffin  would be quite roomy.

And I don't mind bats. Or wolves. In fact, growing up, we always had a dog.

Not sure about the drinking blood though. I mean, I do enjoy a blue steak. But not so keen on the actual drinking blood. And it's been many years since I bit any necks.....

As the marvellous Ron Fagin Moody once  sang: ' I think I'd better think it out again '