Tuesday 5 January 2010

Was walking through the jungle yesterday, on the way to the crag. Put my hand on a tree branch to steady myself. Was not tree branch, was lizard! With jaws firmly clamped around my finger! Luckily, in the ensuing panic, I managed to shake off the errant reptile. It drew blood from my finger. Fear for its survival, given my current blood alcohol levels. Expect its liver will pack up very soon.

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